Betty bakes a pie

Remember I once, at the suggestion of an ill friend, adopted an old lady alternate identity? Betty. My friend had adopted Mabel. At times Betty and Mabel hang out. But, that's not too often because we, uh, I mean they are pretty decrepit. Mabel visited this week and she and Betty had a piece of Betty's pumpkin pie she baked over the weekend. Mabel knows how difficult such a project can be for someone in their situation and Betty was pleased she got to share her pie with someone who understands.

So anyway, on Saturday I, er, I mean Betty baked two small pumpkin pies and it wore her out. See, Betty hasn't had pumpkin pie in two years and has been craving it. She spent last Thanksgiving in the hospital and didn't get to make a pie. She is gluten-free and has an aversion to pies from the stores--read the list of ingredients in one and you'll understand why. A wonderful friend picked up gluten-free pie shells for her from the store to make her pie-making easier. And, her dear husband got down all the spices, took out the eggs and milk, pulled out all the measuring items, and the handheld blender. He also opened he can of pumpkin and placed a chair in the kitchen. He then went outside to work on fall-time chores that Betty can no longer help with.

Betty mixed up pie filling and poured it into the shells. She opened the oven, pulled out the oven rack, and tried to place the cookie sheet with the two pies on the oven rack without melting her IV tubing or her oxygen tube. All the while she was trying to mind where her face was so she wouldn't blow up from being so close to the inside of a gas oven. However, balancing and bending was too much and filling spilled over the edge of the shells and onto the hot cookie sheet.

With the cookie sheet now on the oven rack, Betty grabbed some paper towels and wiped as much as she could off the cookie sheet. She then had to get the oven rack pushed back in but she was light-headed and out of breath by this time. So, she sat on the chair next to the oven for a time, oven door open and unbaked pies sitting on the protruding rack. From her chair she slowly tried pushing the oven racks back, being mindful of her oxygen and IV tubing. The pie filling spilled over the shells again. She wiped up what she could manage without getting too far into the oven and finally closed the oven door.

Betty started the timer on the oven and took a nap without cleaning up her mess on the counter. She dreamed of a time, not so long ago, that she shopped for, prepped, and cooked a whole Thanksgiving day meal. And cleaned up the kitchen afterwards. She really misses being able to do all of that.